February

I know it is ridiculous to only update this thing once a month, but to be completely honest, I have very little energy to do it during the week, and too much energy to do it over my precious weekends.

Today is Friday, and I am currently the only person in the office (as it is lunchtime) so I thought I could muster up some catty, dull, or possibly interesting musings.

Super Tuesday came and went. G and I, of course, voted for "Rocket Ollama," and I felt quite satisfied in knowing that we contributed to his Connecticut win.

I still don't quite understand how those motherfucking Massachusetts residents voted for Clinton. What, did all the college kids stay home?


My hatred for Heidi Montag increased this week, with her new "music video" hitting the internet. Generally, music videos are not made by one's slimy, lecherous boyfriend's shaky hand-held camera, but the prancing around with erect-big-fake-tits nipples andthe overexaggerated O!-face expressions made it quite authentic, especially for a girl who got famous for being on an MTV "reality show."

On Sunday, G and I are going to a Chocolate Lovers' Expo because 1) my mom bought us tickets and 2) we get free chocolate and champagne.
Who wouldn't be psyched?