February

I know it is ridiculous to only update this thing once a month, but to be completely honest, I have very little energy to do it during the week, and too much energy to do it over my precious weekends.

Today is Friday, and I am currently the only person in the office (as it is lunchtime) so I thought I could muster up some catty, dull, or possibly interesting musings.

Super Tuesday came and went. G and I, of course, voted for "Rocket Ollama," and I felt quite satisfied in knowing that we contributed to his Connecticut win.

I still don't quite understand how those motherfucking Massachusetts residents voted for Clinton. What, did all the college kids stay home?


My hatred for Heidi Montag increased this week, with her new "music video" hitting the internet. Generally, music videos are not made by one's slimy, lecherous boyfriend's shaky hand-held camera, but the prancing around with erect-big-fake-tits nipples andthe overexaggerated O!-face expressions made it quite authentic, especially for a girl who got famous for being on an MTV "reality show."

On Sunday, G and I are going to a Chocolate Lovers' Expo because 1) my mom bought us tickets and 2) we get free chocolate and champagne.
Who wouldn't be psyched?

Post-Holidays Post

-Felt normal after having 11 days off.

-Came back to work, expecting it to be like The Office because I have watched nothing but for days and was extremely disappointed when I remembered what work was really like.

-Saw Juno and loved it a little too much (Michael Cera! Jason Bateman and Michael Cera! A Dwight cameo!)

-Can't decide if I want to move to New York or New Haven.

-Decided I want to lose 10 lbs because the insecure girl in me secretly enjoyed being "underweight" (Don't worry I am not a binger/purger/not-eater)

-Decided Geoff loves John Krasinski more than me.

-Had a fun New Year's.

-Settled on Obama.

-Missed being job-less, even though I hated it at the time.

-Felt very jealous.

-Decided some people just lead completely charmed lives.

-Decided changes are in order.

-Realized I always feel this way in January.